Woman Vs. Food

I've never seen the Man Vs. Food show, but I always see promos for it while I'm watching Iron Chef America (time well spent, I know...)

Well, I'm spinning off of that... and have slugged my own journey WOMAN vs. FOOD.

When I first found out I was pregnant, I felt like I went from fine to FAMISHED in mere moments.  I was just really hungry.  That, I thought was FAMISHED.

I wish I could meet up with the me from a few weeks ago and punch her in the face.

Now, I go from absolutey fine, to SO HUNGRY I feel like I'm going to pass out and barf all at once.. in moments.  I eat.. but I find myself full after just a few bites.. then sure enough, after an hour or two... I MUST EAT AGAIN... AT THAT EXACT MOMENT!!!!

This phenomenon has led to the following:
1) A Burger King run last night just 45 minutes before our 10 pm newscast
2) an endless supply of crackers and different cracker varieties in my desk drawer (refer back to the beginning of this post... if the Iron Chef Master revealed the secret ingredient and said "CRACKERS!!!"  the display you'd see would greatly resemble what is in my desk)
3) "Hi, Brian.... I feel great!!"  10 minutes later  "Ugggghhhh.. need to lay down..... uuuggggh..."

Yeeeeaaaaahhh... August 5th marks 12 weeks... and hopefully the end of my food fight.  It'll all be worth it, though... I'm starting to have dreams about the baby :) And I like it!